They just want to "hold" you.

Have you heard of the limbo? It is what you do when someone is trying to get married and orders a wedding cake. They were being progressive but someone was worried about how the couples would feel  if they had the whole cake or they wanted to know who they were. So, the three part cake ordered by the couple was baked as a two part cake with chocolate icing instead of white icing. To get another cake in time for their wedding, they would have to spend $5000.00 USD.  They couldn't believe the baker and his extortive price but all of the baker's in town, all of a sudden, told the prayerful and fearful couple that $5000.00 would be the cost for their white icing on a new cake regardless of the wedding date because people want to just "hold" you before you can be happy the way you want it.   They called under a pseudo name and the price was only $50.00. But, they could not write "pseudo" on the cake.   The couple decided to keep the chocolate cake and to just do the limbo. Do you know the limbo?  You have to bend over backwards and show people how you can shake it.  After they chose to limbo, they settled for a $50.00 cake with "pseudo" written on it and all of a sudden, everything was going to be alright!  Soon thereafter, all the little bakeries were bought by a big supermarket and then anybody could get the cake they want from the supermarket bakery in reasonable time; like America!  Do you know the American?  He is June Plum's father and your grandfather.  We love you!