So a girl from St. Kitt's was having sex with a police detective since the year 2000  once a month but she needed companionship.  She kept telling everybody else that  she needed to have their full attention but that they had to save some for a wedding.   She went to Jamaica at the age of 46 years old and hoped to claim the property of Ms. Summer as her heir over anyone else. She sat in the sun and enjoyed the heat and one day , she decided to catch an eat a lizard. She was already backward but she went totally psychologically backward after that and did something very stupid one day. She threw Ms. Summer's soap out the window and it landed at the side of the house.  She then went down the road and bought her own soap.    Ms.  Summers became very angry and asked what she was doing. The girl was told to leave and she would not so  the police arrived and she said that she had to take the authority and take the house because she did not like the soap.    She was processed for bail and she said she would !#!$!$ destroy her and her family...that she would @#!$ destroy her.  She said it right in Court in front of a Blond White Jamaican JP...um hmm yes she did so she had sex with the JP at the back as if nothing happened since the JP liked his assertiveness and his cologne called  Bethine Pimento(TM). What the F$!!$k !; that was rather unusual except the JP was learning difficulty and was afraid to travel.    She had no sureties and was detained.  The detective showed up and rescued her, paying the bill. She has to be brought back for trial although they said they cut off her foot. They did not.  The detective offered Ms. Summers a home in Florida so she traveled with them back to Dakota.  He offered to kill her as some people at a university said they wanted to see if she was a troglodyte but she was just African dna although Troglodyte dna registers as Nigerian as the closest match.  But, you did not need to kill her to find out whether she was a troglodyte.  She went back to trial with the detective  who became her  husband as they lived happily ever after and she never ate a baby dinosaur again.    


      

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