Only a pirate and an illiterate one would start an operation that involves trying to steel someone's degree certificate,

Only a pirate and an illiterate one would start an operation that involves trying to steel someone's degree certificate,  He could have just started a school and hand out whatever toilet paper he wants from his own bathroom.  Only Mephibosheth with a permanent injury in his soul would attempt to take a a piece of paper and not understand the capability to authenticate in the new world since 1959.  Anyone who has attempted such forgery or impersonation has suffered death.  There is nothing wrong with Pirates per se if it is that they want to play a game of chess but they do not seem to respect and nor do they wish to obligate themselves with any true understanding of the concept of property and ownership.  The prefer to live and breath for "other people's property"and for "other people's Stuff" to their own sad death.