He/she only read crosswords and eventually worked with her eldest daughter to ensure that no one in the family got too far away from the he/she's lack of education and lack of self belief about uh uhm getting or going up up up up so to speak!

Did you hear the one about the 12 year old in Frenchtown just west of Queenston  who asked for a sex operation to be a woman because he thought he wasn't getting up fast enough for a whitish woman His decision was buttressed by his own unwillingness to sit with the other children at the back of the school in 1940 and read everyday?   He/she adopted children for a schilling and claimed certain older men with education as the father of the boy.  He/she did not become pregnant at 16 but wanted people to follow her confusion about weddings and education. He told her daughter not to have a wedding until she was 53.  That is how old she was when she got married and adopted 6 Haitian kids after she emigrated to England.  Her husband never knew but did not notice when she said only "from the back".   He/she only read crosswords and eventually worked with her eldest daughter to  ensure that no one in the family got too far away from the he/she's lack of education and lack of self belief about uh uhm getting or going up up up up so to speak!