Dear Soda, you would like to borrow my motorcycle.  I cannot!  But, please understand. This is for the various reasons discussed that cannot be circumvented unless there was some way to see you face to face in due course.  I do look forward to seeing you if it could be.   In the alternative, you could rent a vehicle or borrow one at a reduced weekly rate from the local Parson, hair dresser owner or Customs Broker who is likely to have a suitable Suzuki Side Kick for the engineering work in which you are gainfully employed.  But, you understand.  I hear the new school where you will be teaching part time has made French and Spanish mandatory in addition to the obvious English so that we would be equal.  But, you understand.  Vaya Con Dios en Ecclesia! Call Aunt Syntaxia in 9 Rivers. She hates the English but not really. It's just that she never did go to school really but did not have tv for 50 years and was very good to learn how to read since there was nothing else to do but almost everybody in Cuba and Haiti with or without great grand children can speak it fluently. She loves. She's old, sort of tiny and cute like a Russian Blue puppy almost. She said she drank Busta drinks only but it's all a story and before you know you are dead because you feared her story about Busta, she took your wallet. She is really the daughter of the Artful Dodger. Shouldn't she have a right to mistreat anybody, be violent and molest people for the authority? She is really death personified. Did you see the teeth she took from her grand daughter for the authority? But, never mind. Let's go to the playa blanca at Nuevo Rios. Comprende?  Say hello to Aunt Chaum who is dying of caustic soda poisoning since she would not let any of her relatives enjoy their lives. She just a bitter parasite, trying to hold on to people who wanted to be happy and who would have visited every now and again with some children and a wife who did not have her diseases.  She's a demon who thought Rose Hall was squatted on by a murderous Mulatto female who she presumed his her ancestor like many other dyslexic people but Rose Hall was a monastery with many wealthy nuns and priests who had secret children who own town homes and who also help people in the West Indies and where ever they may be.      Please mind the glass in the sand she asked the muckraker to put near the umbrella just to see if you are good.  You know, her grand cousin never drank the dog poop and gardener poop in the coffee that took the grand daughter's teeth but the big cousin that she calls on for protection drank it. He also received the stolen cash that she took from the Chinese Supermarket.