Do you know anyone who is an academic kleptomaniac who attends university or college to write papers? See the definition of "essay" in its original language. "Essay" means "to try". So do; please! Please try!

Do you know anyone who is an academic kleptomaniac who attends university or college to write papers but has not understood the most basic grade 1 lesson of personal boundaries and keeps demonstrating this in his adult years with academic proofs of theft; not independent scholarly endeavor?  See the definition of "essay" in its original language.  "Essay" means "to try".  So do; please!  Please try!